One day there was this dragon that ate so much popcorn it grew bigger fatter MORE bigger every each day.Surprising right! The dragon would just eat popcorn and drink soda every day! For breakfast for lunch and for dinner!Then one day the president said to the whole wide world. We must not let that dragon grow super duper duper big or fat! Or else we will all die cause its Big and Fat! Here is what the president said

We must not sell any type of popcorn or soda. Or else if you do you will go to prison.

And then the dragon got mad because he was looking for popcorn and soda. He would blast fire everywhere! So the dragon went to a different store and THAT store had popcorn and soda! The dragon put money on the persons desk and said can i buy popcorn and soda? Sorry even though you want that stuff. The paper said you will grow soooooo big sooooooo fat you will kill us all! That includes me!

Oh no no I will not kill everyone not even you! So can i buy the stuff? Sorry no popcorn or soda you can buy. You can buy like fruits and those other stuff on the counters! Look i will give you all this money if you let me get ALL your popcorn and soda. Money? Wow that is a lot! I will take it! Ka ching! I am gonna be riche rich!

CHOMP CHOMP GLUB GLUB so much good popcorn and soda! Said the dragon HEHE said the seller i am gonna be a millionar! I love popcorn! And soda who cares about the president if he can not even catch me eating popcorn and soda! Do not get to crazy with that money person its only like if you use it all its GONE its gone? Yep so use it WISLY! Or its GONE yep ok ok i got it!

Gooooooooooood popcorn goooooooood soda. HEHE TEE HEHE money all mine ALLLLLLLLLL MINE! HAHA! I COULD buy a VERY VERY silly costume FOR HALLOWEEN and get everyone candy and they will give me their candy cause i am sooooooooooooo FUNNY MONEY MONEY MORE MONEY COME TO MEEEEEEEEE! Use it wisely person your like OUT OF YOUR MIND

What is a mind? A A A MIND is a BRAIN OK YOU SHOULD KNOW YOUR BRAIN IS YOUR MIND OK! Geez whiz peez peez fizz oh come on person its basically HISTORY LIKE YOU Learn that in school. Wait if your dragon how do you know a mind is basically a brain. If you did not go to a HUMAN SCHOOL HAHA! I have DRAGON SCHOOL YOU DO NOT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT DRAGONS!