My name is James and I'm about to tell you the worst and scariest thing that has ever happened to me. I was a jerk to think it was real, but instead I got all my friends in danger.

CHAPTER 1

On a calm and beautiful Monday evening me and my friends were playing soccer down at the reserve by my place. Me and my friends live on the shores of Sir Yeetsalot Beach, weird right? It only gets weirder when my grandma calls me kitty cat! Any way every Monday and Wensday afternoon my dad would couch soccer to me and my friends, because we wanted to compete in the Sir Yeetsalot Beach soccer tournament.

We always wanted to be in that tournament, we love soccer and if we could play it against the whole bay in a epic soccer tournament hosted on this muddy reserve! It would be a dream come true. My dad is a awesome couch he knows soccer even if his memory was wiped by a evil scientist with jagged yellow teeth, crazy gray hair and a white lab coat. He can play soccer in his sleep literally! Once he was sleep walking and I set up a goal post and a soccer ball and he kicked the ball and he knocked over Mum's favorite vase and it landed in the goal post!

CHAPTER 2

The tournament is on Saturday this week. I 'm the captain of the team, that means I have to think of a name of the soccer team and I have no ideas of a incredible team name. After training me and my dad went home to have dinner. Every Monday mum gets dominoes pizza after training as a reward because I did training. My grandma came to stay to see how good I was going with my training.

She's staying here for the whole week because she didn't just want to see the training but she wanted to see the actual tournament as well. While we were waiting for dinner dad thought it was a good idea to think of some names for the team. " I have a good idea" said grandma " how a about, the kitty cats!" " Ewwwwww grandma!" I said with a frowny face. " How about the idiots that eat pizza! ha ha ha!" laughed my sister Sally. " Stop it Sally!" said dad. Then I had a brilliant idea. " How about THE GOLDEN DEFENDERS!" I said in a deep voice. " That's a great idea said mum as she brought in the pizza.I went into bed and I started thinking about tomorrow.

CHAPTER 3

My teacher Mrs Dowman is going to take us on a trip to the beach before hurricane Boola starts. It's supposed to be the worst hurricane yet. I cannot wait because were going to have a treasure hunt and I'm going to find the treasure of Sir Yeetsalot. He hid his treasure in a cave on the left side of the beach that's where we are going. So me, my friends and my dad are going to look for it, we planed it all at soccer training. The next day I finished my breakfast. I had waffles with vanilla ice cream and chocolate syrup for breaky. " Thanks mum!" I said.