CHAPTER 1:

i need a vacation...

It was a normal day on Planet Earth,No Zerrath,no Zerty.EXE,just an average day on earth...

Hi,Zerty.

Hi,Bluekid!

BANG!

AW,come on!Get back in there!

or so i thought...

Zerty.EXE!What are you doing?!

getting ready for a vacation.

What kind?????

Better than your vacations.

So long,suckas!

woah!HELP ME,suckas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well,should we take a vacation?

Yes...the best one ever.

At the Motoshandu Beach.

So,Zerty,explain why we are here again.

For the best vacation ever!

Ya dig?

We want to book a vacation week.

You'll be in the room with our best customer.

Hi,Jaden!Hi,Lily!

I'm Jaden!This is Lily!

What are you watching?

Shrek 5.It came out recently.

Well,i am a big Shrek fan...Like i always say,Check yourself Before you Shrek yourself!

Wow.Farquaad lives.That's a real twist.

A few hours later...

OK,someone needs to get a job,or we'll go BROKE!

then i guess i'll work at the pizzeria across the street...

No one wants to do it,Zerty.

Chapter 2

Five Nights at Zerty's

Oh,i wish i had never gone to that pizzeria.

and i shouldn't have left Bluekid at home alone,either.

Zerty?!I don't think that this is a good idea!

WHAT IS THAT SOUND?!

*breathe*

WHAT IS THAT THING?!IT'S HIDEOUS!!!!!

WHAT KIND OF BOOTLEG ZERTY IS THAT?!

Huh.that's odd.Why are there animatronics of me,Bluekid,Percy,and Redstar?!I'm sure there's a logical reason.

Or not...uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh...This is...awkward.

Well...This is so confusing.I hope DBluekid's doing fine.

"I hope i did the right thing..."

YEEEEEEAIRGH!

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!WHAT KIND OF FREAKING REDSTAR IS THAT?!

...is that...me?!

Who are you?!What are you?!

i am given flesh to be your tormentor...

GUH!I think if i see one more freak,i'll go INSANE!

...I'm going insane.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

CHAPTER 3:

um...why are we here?!

a few hours later...

So,Bluekid...tell me why we are here again?!

We need to save a queen!

ON VACATION?!IS THIS...A FLUKE?!

...nope.It is not.

OH,COME OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

Ok,explain why we are at the sea again.And why are we tiny?

To save the queen!

Uh...let us in?

Wastes of time later...

That was...utterly easy.

A little too easy.

We need the queen to GET ON WITH OUR VACATION!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry,but i cannot make that happen...

i am the evil king motoshandu,i say you shall not free the queen,unless...

Unless what?!

You're on!

unless you all defeat me in battle.if you win,i give you the queen.if you lose...you die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

behold...i am now emperor MotoshandU soul!!!!!it's actually an edited MARX SOUL SO YEAH

what the?!how'd you-oh,wait you have a shield forget-