Goldilocks was the most successful criminal in the world. She had robbed banks, committed arson, broken into homes and more! Goldilocks was infamous for her signature strand of long, golden hair that was left at each of her crime scenes. 

Goldilocks was taking a break from her crazy life in a small town in Alaska, when she overheard some of the townspeople talking about a family of bears that lived in the woods. While the people of this town rarely got along, they could all agree on one thing; the bears were bad news. 

Goldilocks was growing bored of getting away so easily with all of her mischief. Every plan she thought of was carried out with perfect execution, she had never once needed a Plan B, and everyone knew that they could never stop her. She needed a challenge.

“That’s it!” Goldi said excitedly, “I’ll break into the bear’s home! No one has ever robbed a bear before!”

With that Goldi began devising her plan. Bears were going to be different than humans, but nothing she couldn’t handle. She thought up her brilliant plan and fell fast asleep.

She awoke with a yawn and a stretch and hopped out of bed. She threw on a coat and tied back her hair, and started her journey through the dense woods of Alaska.

After a surprisingly quick walk, she came across a quaint house surrounded by the towering trees. Goldilocks’ mind raced as she was about to pull off the most memorable crime in history. 

The windows of the house were wide open, allowing a delicious smell, certainly from the kitchen, to waft out of the house and straight to Goldi’s nose. Her stomach growled aggressively, but she ignored it and hoisted herself through the first story window.

Goldilocks peeked around the corner and saw no one. She continued tip-toeing quietly through the hallway, slipping items into her pocket as she went. She broke vases, knocked over lamps, and dragged her muddy boots on the carpet. Then she came upon the kitchen. 

Her stomach growled again as she stared at the three bowls of steaming porridge. It was clear at this point that the bears were not home, so there was no harm in sitting down for a bite to eat.