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It started off innocent enough, 

but then again, what story 

doesn't?   A simple trip to Epoct 

started one of the greatest 

epics since The Odyssey.    

Everything was normal.   My 

sister and I got our picture 

taken with one of my favorite 

characters of all time.

But then, I remembered the 

stories of brave souls.   Brave 

souls who walked the world in 

search for indigenous drink.  

"Ferb, I know what we're going 

to do today." 

Under the influence of passion, 

with a burning thirst for glory; 

armed with only my Jack 

Daniels hat, my USA Back To 

Back World War Champs 

koozie, and the hashtag 

"#DrinkAroundTheWorld2013",  

we set off to the first country.

We walked briskly to Mexico, 

and I started off the party with 

a shot of Tequila and a frozen 

Fiesta Margarita.   The rhyme 

was serendipitous and it felt so 

right.

Soon after, I found myself in 

Norway with a Glacier shot in 

my hand.   I felt brave.   I 

always feel brave in my Jack 

Daniels hat.

I threw back my second shot 

with ease... but this delicious 

Glacier drink was just the tip of 

the iceberg.

China brought cold winds and 

my first beer of the day.   We 

were making good time, and I 

didn't feel fazed at all.  

We made it to Germany, four 

countries in, and stopped to 

grab what I have to assume 

are the country's staples: 

Oktoberfest and giant pretzels.  

I started to feel a little bit 

loose.   Only my absolute 

concentration allowed me to 

leave Germany without this 

beer glass hat. 

We shot over to Italy and I 

picked up my third shot.   We 

were almost halfway there, and 

I was halfway intoxicated.    

At the midpoint of our 

#DrinkAroundTheWorld2013 

journey, we reached the 

greatest country in the world.  

It was time to show off the 

koozie, wrapped around a Sam 

Adams Seasonal.

The shot from Italy was 

starting to kick in, and I was 

getting a little rowdy.   A story 

told by this tweet: 

Japan was the toughest 

country by far.   It was getting 

really chilly with the wind 

factor so   I ordered the hot 

sake.   In other words, I 

ordered a mistake. 

Don't be fooled by my finger 

gun, the sake took its toll on 

my spirits.   I half wanted to 

quit. I had a choice to make, 

and the American spirit in me 

soldiered on...

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