Once upon a time a big fat hippo ate something rotten. She went to the bathroom to poo but ended up BREAKING THE TOILET. MWAHAHAHAHA

One day it was snowing so a dumb guy went to the not-so frozen lake to go ice skating. He wore ordinary shoes and went in but he slipped, landed on his butt, broke the ice and went underwater to the COLD water. He resurfaced as an ice cube with a human inside.

one day a bug punched a bug for no reason 

The End

one day a guy was like imma shoot you but then it was a banana so then he got shot by the bad guy.

one day a man wanted to jump in the lake but someone accidentally fell so he died cause the guy also jumped in but he forgot his floaties  so he died.

P.S. the guy who accidentally fell didint die hehehe i was joking about that part cuz he fell on the guys floatie 

one day a villan was running away from cops on the roofs of buildings but he didn't watch his step and fell into the cops vehicle.

one day the titanic crashed no one survived the end.

One day there were dinosaurs and suddenly there was a giant meteor and now the dinosaurs are dead. Only humans. The end.

Once upon a time a vampire went to the girl's house and then it was gonna eat her but she let it cuz he was so handsome and now she's a vampiress. The End.

Once upon a time there was a viking fisherman and then there is a dragon to steal his fish but he was so scared he can't stop screaming but the dragon just wants to be friends so it took a step further but the viking fell. The End.

once upon a time there was a giant baby named Stella and she ate all the dinosaurs that is why they are extinct but she spit their bones out.

The End

Once upon a time there was a baby named Stella and she had 2 sisters. One day the two sisters ate pringles but Stella climbed on the table and grabbed the pringles and dumped them on the floor so she can eat them. The End.

Once upon a time, there was a giant flying sushi but a little boy jumped and ate it all in 1 bite. The End