Wait, what? Why have I just been teleported to the beginning of a book?

And who are you?

A reader, you say?

Oh, I see what's happening here.

Someone's trying to put the life story of me on to digital paper, i.e. they've come to invade my personal space just so elementary school kids can be entertained.

Well, it is what it is. As long as you're invading my personal space, I might as well tell you who I am and where I'm from.

What's this? There's going to be a character biography on the next page. Oh, okay. Hey, I won't complain when someone makes my life easier for once.

Name: Myrtle

Age: ? Word of advice, don't try to figure that one out.

Place of Residence: That Gray House

Species: ? Again, you're not going to figure this out; don't waste your time.

Height:  5 ft.

Attitude: Generally apathetic, except for occasional moments when she breaks character. That's... actually pretty accurate. 

Friends: Wait, those creatures aren't myths?

Okay, now that that is finished, I will just move on with my-

Hello.

Who are you and why are you speaking in yellow?

I'm the narrator.

Oh. Well, I think I'm capable of talking about my own life. Thank you very-

And with that, Myrtle teleported back inside her house.

Hmph, rude much?

Oh, would you look at that? It's 3 o'clock. Time for my afternoon reading session.

A few minutes later...

Knock. Knock. Knock.

Great, there go my neighbors again, trying to beat down my door with their puny fists.

Oh no, not you.

Cousiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin!

It's been soooooo long!

Not long enough for me.

Aw, as sarcastic as always, aren't ya?

Yeah, whatever, go back to your Color World or whatever you call that place.

You should totally come there!

And have the same thing happen to me that happened to you? I'll pass.

But Draven has moved to the Colored Side, too.

Draven and I are a thing of the past. I've moved on and he most likely has, as well.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'd like to get back to my afternoon reading.

Hey, Narrator, could you teleport me back into my house?

Okay... sure?

Thanks.

Let me guess, there will be a character biography on the next page explaining who that was.

Yep.

Name: Kolfinna

Age: ? 

Residence: Some house in the Colored Side.

Species: Humanoid, probably

Height: 5'6"; if you count the hair, that is.

Attitude: Bubbly; Annoying

Friends: Draven; Myrtle, one-sided. Pretty much everyone she meets, actually.

So let me get this straight. The reason you are pretty much emotionless and boring is because this... Draven... dude shattered your heart into a billion pieces?

Oh, I'm sure that isn't- Wait... How do you know my name?

I have no heart, Ned. 

Moving on... Do you think it would make you happier if you and your ex-boyfriend got back together?

You aren't the only one who knows things.

I am happy.

This is my happy face, Ned.

If that's your happy face, then I'm scared to know what you look like when you're upset.