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"As a teenage person's mother, I must get him a girlfriend," -Nat

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"Being a single mother duck is really bad you know, I want a husband" -Nat

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"Can you take the dead bodies, they are all over your floor.  Why" -Pebbles

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"Do you think I could shove a butter stick up someone's butt hole?-" - Jordan/Pebble

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"EAT UR MEDICINE MUM :>" -Nur

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"FNCKJDNKNJ I CNAT HSUA SHES ONE OF MY STRICR TEACHERS AND SHES GONNA ASK ME WHY I DONR HAVE A CHARGER NEXT TO MENJHKWF'” -tricky’s perfect grammar

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"Give me a minute while I spawn in a husband" -Also Nat

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“Hell yeah we’ll invert your rectum and fill it with silly string don’t test me” -Will

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"I WANNA FUCK THE BROWN M&M" - Nur

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"just going around rn filling in everyone's creeper holes" -Pebbles

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"...KK.  That's the code.  It's a good thing there wasn't another k at the end, or that would be problematic." -Stripes as she read out the code to Kira and Lulu

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 "LUV IT!!!" -Nur to almost every picture posted in the server

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"My son just finished socializing with women, and now I will have grandchildren.  I will have grandchildren, they will be beautiful, not ugly.  I hope they aren't ugly" -Nat

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"Not a good idea" -Tricky after feeding a whole bag of catnip to a friend's cat.

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"One day, somewhere in the future, my work will be quoted," -The yellow text on my Minecraft home screen

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"-play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ"

 -Everyone in the karaoke channel.