harry potter and the philosophers stone

professor Quirrell stopped outside the door on the third floor of the forbidden corridor

"I must some how get past that three headed beast of Hagrid's" he thought, just then professor Snape appeared "what are you doing here?" he asked

Quirrell jumped ad said "n-n-nothing i was j-j-just patrolling the c-c-corridor" ,Snape looked unconvinced ,"really than you wont mind if I give you some vertiserum 0r use legilemency against you, hmmm?"

that was when Quirrell lost it and yelled "i hate three headed dogs  "

avengers civil war 

iron man, war machine ,spider man ,black panther ,and Natasha stood on one side of the airport while on the other side stood  captain America ,Bucky ,Antman ,scarlet witch ,hawk eye ,and falcon.

team cap asked their leader what to do, "we fight" but Antman asked "shouldn't just scarlet witch do her magic and keep them in one place ?"  

"good thinking" said cap 

team cap effortlessly wins 

or

"we fight" said cap.

on the other side spider man said "they're not stopping" to tony as they watched team cap running toward them "ok then call the FBI" he said

"oh man" said captain America as the army hand cuffed him,

"that is for not eating shawarma in the avengers first movie" said tony from the other side of the airport

the hobbit 

"WE ARE ABOUT TO BUILD ONE STRONG ARROW SHOOTER IN LAKETOWN IN THE CASE OF A DRAGON ATTACKS US" SAID KING OF THE DWARVES, BUT HIS GRANDSON PROTESTED "WHY NOT BUILD MORE LIKE 20 OR 50, SO THE DRAGON WILL have no chance against the people of lake town" the king looked thoughtfully down at his grandson and said

"you're right and also build a hundred inside the mountain in case the dragon comes in here"

or

"why are the dwarves coming here why not at you're house?" inquired bilbo, "because my house doesn't have a lot of food and also they need a thief" answered Gandalf ,"then go to

the elves ask them for help and food and a thief. i heard their very fast, give them their white gems and that way the mountain will also have an army in case the orcs come" protested bilbo ,"your right bilbo so sorry i disturbed you, good day to you" said gandalf

or

"rise my-"azog had been rudely interrupted by his adviser, "why not let the dwarves and elves kill each other ,that way it could save a lot of our men" azog thought carefully "but what if the eagles come ?" he asked ,

"you know in the movie they showed us as if though we are stupid but we are not. we will burn them in our fires and eat them for dinner, if that doesn't

work we could always take em out with our troll catapults" the adviser answered, "excellent, ready the fires I'm hungry" said agog as his tummy growled louder than beorn's roar.