"GIVE ME MY IPOD!", Cara sobbed. "No.", Cara's dad said. "No iPod, no internet, no twitter, no Starbucks, and no taking your shoes and socks off!"

"You can't do this to me!", Cara said. "Then I can do nothing!" "You can go to school!", Cara's dad said. "NO!", Cara screamed. "I AM NOT GOING TO SCHOOL!" "Yes you are!", her dad said. "I am not going to school!", Cara said, then cursed so bad that her dad grounded her for even more vision time!

"You can either put your clothes on, or I will take you to school naked!", Cara's dad said. "NO!", Cara screamed at fortissitissitissitissitissitissitissitissitissitissitissitissimo. "I AM NOT GOING TO SCHOOL!" Then she put her clothes on. "Now go to school right this second!", Cara's dad demanded.

She had fun at Cedar Point until her dad picked her up from Cedar Point and when they got back to school, Cara got suspended for a year! When she and her dad got home, Cara got grounded for 385614283492178 years!

While Cara was grounded, there would be no Starbucks, no taking her shoes and socks off, no Twitter, no Dorney Park, Cedar Point, or any other Cedar Fair park, no Christmas, Thanksgiving, Halloween, Valentine's Day, or any other holiday, and no fun.

She would be forced to eat at restaurants she hated and only eat food that she hated. Cara's Paramount and Nickelodeon things would be donated to charity. Her voice would be changed to Lawrence. Cara's voice would stay that way until Target got torn down. She would be wearing nappies for the rest of her life.

Cara would be going to night school every night and be going to summer school every summer. She would be getting her gender swapped at 5:00 A.M the next day. The only TV show Cara was allowed to watch was: Family Guy.

Then all of Cara's family started dancing like babies and told Cara to stop that rediculous crying and go to sleep. Then Cara's great-great grandfather made an appointment to get Cara's gender swapped to a male.