"Hey Cara and Victor!", said Cara's dad. "We are going to church today." "Oh god no!", shouted Cara. "I am not going to church because I don't believe in God. I would much rather go to Carowinds." "WE ARE GOING TO CHURCH AND THAT IS FINAL!", yelled Cara's dad. "NOW GET ON YOUR FANCY CLOTHES AND LET'S GO!"

"That suit is lovely, Victor!", said Cara's mom. "BUT CARA, THAT OUTFIT IS NOT APPROPRIATE FOR CHURCH! GET ON A DRESS NOW OR ELSE YOU'RE GROUNDED FOR LIFE!" "That is a lot better!", said Cara's dad. "Now let's go!"

When they got in the church, Cara asked her dad if she could go to Carowinds. "NO YOU MAY NOT, CARA!", snapped Cara's dad. "NOW SHUT UP BECAUSE THE MASS IS STARTING!" The priest started talking. "If Jesus Christ didn't die on the cross, we wouldn't be gathered here!", the priest said. "So stand up and receive the lord's salvation by rising and singing the song called 'Holy To The Lord'."

"NO!", yelled Cara. "I AM NOT SINGING!" "If you don't sing, you will be grounded for life!", said Cara's mom. So Cara started singing. "Please be seated.", the priest said after the song was over. "Please bow your heads with me in prayer!" Then the priest started praying. While all the praying was going on, Cara was planning on sneaking off to Carowinds.

"Hey dad!", said Cara. "May I please use the bathroom?" "Of course, Cara.", said Cara's dad. "But hurry back, we are about to recite John 3:16 in prayer!" "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!", laughed Cara. "I am ditching church so I can go to Carowinds!"