"I wonder what's on today.", said Cara. "Coming up next on Sprout is Barney The Dinosaur!", said the men on TV. Then Barney's "I Love You" song started playing. After half of it, Cara yelled, "OH NO! IT'S THAT BARNEY THE STUPID DINOSAUR AGAIN! THAT'S IT! I'M GOING TO KILL HIM ONCE AND FOR ALL! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!"

And then she grabbed a gun and went over to where Barney was performing on air right then. After Barney was done with his "I Love You" song, Cara yelled, "OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! IT'S LIKE THIS: I HATE YOU, YOU HATE ME! LET'S HANG BARNEY UP ON THE TREE! PREPARE TO DIE, YOU FAT PURPLE TURD!"