This book is dedicated to Mrs. Metzger for all her help with math. We would like to give a shout-out to Dillon Scott for being a great baritone player. We would also like to give a shout-out to MINECRAFT in honor of Kaelyn.

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"I am going to google search Dorney Park!", said Cara. And she did so until she got the blue screen of death. "We interrupt this Windows 8 session to bring you up a Barney error!", said the woman on the computer. "Oh no! A Barney error!", cried Cara.
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"Barney was killed by Stephanie Gavin!", said the woman. "Stephanie put a bomb in Barney's lair. The bomb will explode in 148 hours! This is an important message. Repeat, this is an important message!" "Shut up!", snapped Cara. "I can do what I want!" Then she turned off her Windows 8. "Oh my god!", cried Cara with joy. "I can't believe it worked!"
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Then the Barney Error came back on. "NO NO NO!", yelled Cara. "IT DIDN'T WORK!" "I SEE YOU HAVE TURNED OFF YOUR WINDOWS 8! THE COUNTDOWN WILL BREAK DOWN IN HALF THE NEXT TIME YOU DO IT!", yelled Barney. "Hey!", said Cara. "I know what to do! I will try to block the windows 8 instead of turning it off!"
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Then she blocked the Windows 8. "Oh my god!", Cara cried with joy. "I can't believe it actually worked!" Then the Barney Error came back on! Then Cara yelled with anger. "WHAT?", yelled Barney. "ARE YOU SERIOUS? THE COUNTDOWN WILL SPLIT IN HALF! THIS TIME, DON'T TOUCH THE TIMER!"
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Then insulting words came across the screen. "HOW DAR YOU BLOCK ME AGAIN AT ANOTHER TIME PRODUCTION OCCURRED! LEAVE IT ALONE!", yelled Barney. "I'm going to sing you my theme song!", said Barney. "You better listen!" "No! I hate your song!", said Cara.
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Then she punched Barney in the arm. "WHEN DID I TELL YOU TO PUNCH ME?", yelled Barney. "I AM GOING TO SET THE TIMER TO 2 MINUTES AND THAT'S FINAL! SERIOUSLY, YOU NEED TO LEAVE THE TIMER ALONE! REALLY! THAT WAS THE FIRST SECOND OF THE REMAINING 2 MINUTES!"
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