"Good morning, class!", said the teacher. "It is time for show and tell. Who wants to go first?" "I do, teacher!", Cara replied. "Alright, Cara.", said the teacher. "What I brought for show and tell is...", said Cara. Then Cara mooned at her teacher. "CARA!", yelled the teacher. "HOW DARE YOU MOON AT ME! GO TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE RIGHT NOW!"

"Why are you here, Cara?", asked the principal when Cara got to the principal's office. "I mooned my teacher for show and tell.", Cara replied. "CARA!" , yelled the principal. "HOW DARE YOU MOON YOUR TEACHER! YOU ARE SUSPENDED! I'M CALLING YOUR PARENTS!"