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"Man.", said Cara. "I hate being grounded! If I was the president, I would ban grounding for good. I know, I will kill President Obama and take over the presidency!" When she got to the white house she said, "Well here I go." "DROP THE GUN!", yelled the security gaurd. "DROP IT RIGHT NOW!" Then the guard got on the phone with somebody saying that they needed backup inmmediately.
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"WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON HERE?", yelled another security guard. "This girl named Cara won't drop her gun!", said the security guard that had called the other one over. "CARA!", yelled the other security guard. "DROP YOUR WEAPON IMMEDIATELY! And then she killed both security guards to get inside the White House.
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"Being president sure is hard!", said President Obama back in the White House. "Michele, where is my super suit?" "I put it away.", Michele replied. "Where?", asked President Obama. "WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW?", yelled Michele. "I need it.", said President Obama. "There is a girl named Cara outside who just killed two security guards. She must be returned to her parents so they can ground her.
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"Don't you think about running off to dare and do!", snapped Michele. "We've been planning this dinner for two months." "The public is in danger.", said President Obama. "My evening is in danger!", said Michele. "YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SUIT IS!", yelled President Obama. "GREATER GOOD!", yelled Michele. "I AM YOUR WIFE! I AM THE GREATEST WIFE YOU CAN EVER GET!"
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And then Cara walked into the room. "Sorry to interrupt your discussion, guys!", said Cara. "But I have some business to take care of." And then she killed President Obama. "You just killed my husband.", said Michele. "No no no no no!" "Oh, don't worry, Mrs. Obama.", said Cara. "You're next!" And then she killed Michele and then laughed.
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"No one can stop me now!", said Cara. "This is Anderson Cooper for GNN News!", said Anderson Cooper when she was on the news. "The president is killed! Our new president is a girl named Cara. We now go live to Jess Martin at the White House for the scoop!" "Thank you, Anderson!", said Jess. "As you can see, I am standing in front of the White House. Our new president, Cara, wants to make a speech to the American public." And then Cara gave a speech about not insulting her and about grounding being outlawed.
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"DID YOU HEAR THAT?", yelled Cara's dad. "CARA HAS MADE HERSELF DICTATOR OF THE UNITED STATES! THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE! LET'S BRING HER BACK HOME SO WE CAN GROUND HER!" "Oh no you don't.", said a police officer. "You are now sent off to a work camp for threatening our great president, Cara!" "Let's go!", said another police officer.
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At the work camp, an officer said, "Welcome to our work camp! I am the Wordon! You will serve to me only for services. We have 3 prisoners here today, Cara's mom and Cara's dad, for repeatedly grounding Cara, as well as Mrs. Darling for repeatedly grounding her daughter, Alexis. I will now take away your clothing so you will be naked."
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"No no no no no no no no no!", cried Cara's mom. "Please give us our clothes back. "No!", said the officer. "You may not. Instead, you will be issued in prison uniforms! Here are your prison uniforms!" And then the officer put on their prison uniforms. "In this camp, there will be no TV, no computer, no internet, no cell phones, no music, no YouTube, no Twitter, no Facebook, no Instagram, no Snapchat, no McDonald's, no Cedar Fair parks, and no fun. You are grounded. Go to your tents now and sleep!", said the officer. Then the prisoners went to their tents.
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Meanwhile in Washington D.C, Cara said, "Wow! Being dictator is great! I can do whatever I want and not get grounded! There is only one thing missing. I will grow a mustache. No wait, I am too young to grow a mustache. Oh well, I will just give myself a fake one, a nice wig, and some new clothes!" "Wow!", said Cara. "I look so good now!"
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"President Cara!", said a man. "What do you want to do now?" "Um, I want to bomb Canada as a punishment for giving us Justin Bieber!", Cara replied. "Yes, sir!", said the man. In Canada, a Canadian man said, "Oh no! The United States bombed us!" "I know that!", said another. "You guys!", warned another Canadian mother. "The United States has bombed us!"
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