"Hey dad!", said Cara. "I can't read anything because my vision is blurry. So I went to my school eye doctor to get checked, and she said I need glasses. Can you get me glasses?" "NO!", yelled Cara's dad. "But why?", sobbed Cara. "BECAUSE I HATE TO SEE YOU HAPPY! I LIKE TO SEE YOU MISERABLE AND SAD!", yelled Cara's dad. "NOW MARCH TO YOUR ROOM AND READ THE CARA GETS GROUNDED BOOK SERIES!"

"What will I do now?", sobbed Cara when she went to her room. "I can't live my life when I'm seeing blurs." Then she stopped weeping and came up with a plan. "I will go get glasses without my dad knowing!", said Cara. "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!" "So, are you in need of glasses?", asked a lady when Cara got to the glasses store.