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"Wanda.", said Mr. Barfshorts. "Here!", said Wanda. "Maggie!", said Mr. Barfshorts. "Here.", said Maggie. "And Arianna!", said Mr. Barfshorts. "Present!", said Arianna. "Okay!", said Mr. Barfshorts. "Everyone is here. Class, right now we will begin math. Arianna, what is 38-26?" "190.", Arianna replied. "Incorrect. The answer is 12.", said Mr. Barfshorts. "This is your first strike. Two more and off to the principal's office for you, Arianna."
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Then Arianna started dancing on Wanda's desk, which made Mr. Barfshorts very angry. "DON'T YOU DARE DO THAT!", yelled Mr. Barfshorts. "THAT'S IT! ONE MORE TIME AND YOU WILL GO TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE!" "Shut up, you fat pig.", said Arianna. "ARIANNA!", yelled Mr. Barfshorts. "THAT'S IT! GO TO PRINCIPAL MCHELE'S OFFICE RIGHT NOW!"
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"Arianna.", said Michele when Arianna got to her office. "What is going on?" "Mr. Barfshorts sent me to the office because I got three strikes.", sobbed Arianna. "What did you do to get those three strikes?", asked Michele. "First, I got a math problem incorrect, second, I danced on another student's desk, and finally I yelled at the teacher and called him a fat pig.", said Arianna.
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"ARIANNA!", yelled Michele. "HOW DARE YOU GET A MATH PROBLEM WRONG, DANCE ON A DESK, AND CALL YOUR TEACHER A FAT PIG! THAT IS IT! I'M CALLING YOUR PARENTS!" "Let's go to the conference room, Arianna!", said the principal after she got off the phone with Arianna's parents. And so they headed to the conference room.
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"What in the name of Kiley did Arianna do now, and what has she done lately?", asked Arianna's mom when they got in the conference room. "Well, lately Arianna has been failing her tests and quizzes and refusing to get them signed!", said Michele. "She also wrote a curse word on the chalkboard yesterday at her lunch detention. She also makes Paramount fake openings int he computer lab."
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"Also she made a fake lockdown, hugged Cara, spit on a classmate, bullied her peers, taunted at students, scratched a teacher, kicked a lunch aid, made a face at the security, and injured a classmate.", Michele continued. "We have decided that she must be expelled forever and ever." "ARIANNA!", yelled Arianna's dad. "HOW DARE YOU DO BAD THINGS AT SCHOOL! THIS IS IT!" "Mrs. Michele, what are our options to help fix Arianna's unacceptable behavior." Arianna's mom asked.
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"Arianna should go into the troublemakers' school and life planned.", said Mchele. "It is provided by the state. Also, you should get troublemakers' insurance. Also, a massive punishment will teach her a strong, strict lesson." "ARIANNA! GET IN THE CAR!", yelled Arianna's grandmother. "I wish you well. Have a good day, and see you when Arianna gets grounded!", said Arianna's mom.
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"Goodbye!", said Michele. And so then Arianna and her family got in the car and headed home. When they got home, Arianna started throwing a temper tantrum. "ARIANNA!", yelled Arianna's grandmother while she and Arianna's parents started dancing. "STOP KICKING, YOU SPOILED BRAT!" "ARIANNA, IF YOU DON'T STOP THROWING A TANTRUM, WE WILL HAVE EVEN MORE SEVERE PUNISHMENTS INSTALLED FOR YOU!", yelled Arianna's mom.
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"ARIANNA!", yelled Arianna's dad. "GO TO YOUR ROOM NOW OR ELSE WE WILL HAVE THE MOST SEVERE PUNISHMENTS FOR YOU!" "I hate you all!", Arianna sobbed. "What a spoiled brat!", said Arianna's grandmother. "People should ground Arianna severely." "Don't worry, Mom.", said Arianna's mom. "I sent out an email to all of them. Arianna will be very sorry for getting expelled."
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"Good.", said Arianna's dad. "Good.", said Arianna's grandmother. And then they all went on their own. 2 hours later, they started grounding Arianna severely. "Arianna!", said Arianna's mom. "You are grounded grounded grounded for 9382157487326410038 tranquilities." "Arianna!", said Michele. "The whole time you are grounded, you will wear nappies."
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"Arianna!", said Mr. Kyle. "I remember the last book when you faked sick. Now we will take away your nail polish altogether and take it to the Allentown Scrapyard." "ARIANNA!", yelled Mr. Barfshorts. "HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A FAT PIG AT SCHOOL TODAY! THAT WAS VERY MEAN OF YOU! I'M GLAD YOU GOT EXPELLED! YOU WERE ONE OF MY WORST STUDENTS EVER!"
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"First punishment: no movies and products made by paramount.", said Mr. Kyle. "You will watch what I tell you to watch." "Second punishment: You will be wearing nappies for the rest of your life.", said Michele. "You will now only eat baby food, be forced to eat at restaurants you hate, and only eat food you hate!"
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"Third punishment: You will receive extra homework forever, go to night school every night, and go to summer school every summer.", said Mr. Barfshorts. "Now Arianna, I shall spank you two times with a wooden spoon.", said Arianna's mom. "Oh no!", cried Arianna. "Not spankings!" And then Arianna's mom spanked her two times with a wooden spoon.
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"Now time for more punishments for you, Arianna.", said Arianna's dad as the first visitors left. And then more visitors showed up. "I am Ms. Stacie.", said Ms. Stacie. "I hear you're a huge troublemaker. I also hear you've been expelled 5 times." "I am HookTale.", said HookTale. "Your singing is so annoying. I hate it. I am going to ground you severely."
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"Wanda.", said Mr. Barfshorts. "Here!", said Wanda. "Maggie!", said Mr. Barfshorts. "Here.", said Maggie. "And Arianna!", said Mr. Barfshorts. "Present!", said Arianna. "Okay!", said Mr. Barfshorts. "Everyone is here. Class, ...
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