"Arianna!", said Arianna's mom. "I need you to go shopping at Wegman's." "But I want to stay home and have a soft opening day for my inverted impulse coaster!", said Arianna. "WELL TOO BAD! GET IN THE CAR! WE ARE GOING TO WEGMAN'S NOW!" "FINE!", yelled Arianna. In the car, Arianna was hoping she would run into Cara and Caillou in Wegman's.

When they got to Wegman's, they got a cart. After that, when they got in the produce section, they ran into Cara. "Can I come on your shipping trip?", asked Cara. "Sure!", said Arianna. "Grab a little cart and let's go." "Alright, guys.", said Arianna's mom after Cara grabbed a small cart. "I have to go to the bathroom. Do you guys have to go?" "Yes.", said Arianna and Cara at the same time.

So they went to the bathroom. Arianna and Cara painted their nails in the bathroom. When they came out, they showed everybody their nails. Everybody in Wegman's took one look at Arianna and Cara's nails and cried with tears of joy. Then they went back in the produce section and ran into Caillou.

"Can I come on your shopping trip?", asked Caillou. "Sure!", said Arianna. "Grab a little cart and let's go!" And so Caillou grabbed a little cart. Then they all went to the delicatessen. Arianna's mom told her to grab a number. And so when Arianna got the number, she, Cara, and Caillou all shared it. Arianna ordered a pound of the deluxe ham.

But the employee said they didn't have the Boar's Head Deluxe Ham. Arianna, Cara and Caillou didn't like that. So they took their shoes and socks off and wiggled their toes and let the employee smell their feet. "ARIANNA, CARA, AND CAILLOU!", yelled Arianna's mom. "HOW DARE YOU WIGGLE YOUR TOES IN FRONT OF THE EMPLOYEE AND MAKE HIM SMELL YOUR FEET! THAT'S IT! THIS IS YOUR FIRST STRIKE! WHEN YOU GET UP TO FIVE, I WILL FART ON YOU ALL!"

And then Arianna, Cara and Caillou put their shoes and socks back on and they went to the pudding section and ran into a girl named Taya. "Wanna become a part of our group?", asked Cara. "Sure!", said Taya. "Can I join you on this shopping trip?" "Sure!", said Arianna. "Grab your cart and let's go!" So Taya grabbed her cart. Caillou stole pudding.

"CAILLOU!", yelled Arianna's mom. "HOW DARE YOU STEAL PUDDING! THAT'S IT! THIS IS YOUR SECOND STRIKE! 3 MORE AND I WILL FART ON YOU!" So Caillou put the pudding back where he found it. He was already crying. Caillou and Arianna's mom had a talk in the pharmacy section. "Stop your crying!", said Arianna's mom. "You are not allowed to have pudding for the rest of your life! Now we are about to go to the oatmeal section!"

So they went to the oatmeal aisle. They didn't have fruit and cream oatmeal. So Arianna, Cara, Caillou, and Taya took their shoes and socks off and wiggled their toes and let Arianna's mom smell their feet. "ARIANNA, CARA, CAILLOU, AND TAYA!", yelled Arianna's mom. "HOW DARE YOU WIGGLE YOUR TOES IN FRONT OF ME AND MAKE ME SMELL YOUR FEET! THAT'S IT! ARIANNA AND CARA, THIS IS YOUR SECOND STRIKE! 3 MORE AND I WILL FART ON YOU, AND CAILLOU, THIS IS YOUR THIRD STRIKE! 2 MORE AND WILL FART ON YOU, AND TAYA, THIS IS YOUR FIRST STRIKE! 4 MORE AND I WILL FART ON YOU!"

And so they went to buy some deodorant. Out of nowhere in the deodorant aisle, Mr. Poop was throwing his poop at people. "MR. POOP!", yelled the cop when he got to Wegman's. "HOW DARE YOU ESCAPE FROM JAIL AND GO TO WEGMAN'S TO THROW POOP! THAT'S IT! YOU ARE AGAIN GOING TO COURT AND YOU WILL ALSO BE TRANSFERRED TO ANOTHER JAIL!"