"Arianna!", said Arianna's dad. "You are going on a field trip to the Ice Cream Lab today with KinderCare." "But dad I hate KinderCare.", said Arianna. "Mr. Kyle is so mean to me." "ARIANNA!", yelled Arianna's dad. "HOW DARE YOU INSULT MR. KYLE LIKE THAT! THAT'S IT! GET IN THE CAR! WE ARE GOING TO KINDERCARE NOW!" "FINE!", said Arianna.

So Arianna's dad dropped her off at KinderCare. When she got there, she played dress up in the drama center with Cara. Cara put on high heels. Mr. Kyle then said, "If you want snack go wash your hands." So Arianna and Cara washed their hands and ate snack. It was yogurt. Then, Boris dropped off Caillou. Caillou then played with Arianna and Cara for 1 hour.

Then, Mr. Kyle said to the class, "Clean up! We are going outside!" So everybody cheered as they normally did when they heard that. Everyone was outside for 90 minutes. Then they went back inside. When no one was looking, Arianna brought the dictionary in the bathroom. Then she realized she had to poop. She was singing "Table Of Plenty" while pooping.

Then she went to get some toilet paper. Then she realized that there was none. So she used her hand to wipe her butt. Then she realized she had scooped up her poop. Then Arianna said, "It's not that bad." So she started eating her poop. It was time for lunch when Mr. Kyle saw her eating her poop. "Arianna!", said Mr. Kyle. "It's time for- ARE YOU EATING YOUR OWN POO?!"

"Yes.", replied Arianna, then spit out her poop. "ARIANNA!", yelled Mr. Kyle. "HOW DARE YOU EAT YOUR OWN POOP! THAT'S IT! THIS IS YOUR FIRST STRIKE! FOUR MORE AND YOU WILL GO TO MISS JENNA'S OFFICE LATER! NOW WASH YOUR HANDS AND SIT DOWN AT THE TABLE FOR LUNCH!" So she washed her hands and sat down at the table.

Once everybody got served and started eating, Arianna kept telling everybody about stingrays. Sara said she also loved them. After lunch, they headed to the Ice Cream Lab. The kids were all on the bus fooling around. "Jackie's a cow!", said Arianna. Cara, Caillou, and Norris started laughing. "ARIANNA!", yelled Mr. Kyle. "HOW DARE YOU CALL JACKIE A COW! THAT'S IT! THIS IS YOUR SECOND STRIKE! THREE MORE AND YOU ARE GOING TO MISS JENNA'S OFFICE WHEN WE GET BACK!"

So then they arrived at the Ice Cream Lab. "Hi!", said the woman. "My name is Swayerella. I am going to be your teacher for this field trip. Now we don't have just ice cream, but we also have frozen yogurt." And then they did the tasting. Arianna loved everything she tasted. Then they said it was time to eat some ice cream, but if they wanted the twist flavor, they had to do the twist.

Arianna wanted the twist. And then Swayerella asked her to do the twist, but Arianna misunderstood her and did the butt dance. "ARIANNA!", yelled Mr. Kyle. "HOW DARE YOU DO THE BUTT DANCE AT THE ICE CREAM LAB! THAT'S IT! THIS IS YOUR THIRD STRIKE! TWO MORE AND YOU WILL GO TO MISS JENNA'S OFFICE WHEN WE GET BACK! NOW YOU ARE NOT GETTING ANY ICE CREAM AT ALL!"