This book is dedicated to my butt for letting out lots of farts. It's also dedicated to Iby.

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"Arianna!", said Arianna's dad. "You are taking a field trip to Carabba's today with KinderCare." "But I don't want to.", said Arianna. "I would much rather go to Dorney Park." "ARIANNA!", yelled Arianna's dad. "YOU ARE GOING TO KINDERCARE WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT! NOW LET'S GO!" "FINE!", said Arianna.
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So Arianna's dad dropped her off at KinderCare. When she got there, she played dress up in the drama center with Cara. Cara put on high heels. Mr. Kyle then said, "Anyone who wants snack go wash your hands." So Arianna and Cara washed their hands and ate snack. It was banana bread. Then, Boris dropped off Caillou and Rosie.
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Then Taylor from Coaster Studios came in and started doing a vlog in the school age room. He filmed Arianna, Cara, and Caillou playing in the drama center. Then he filmed Rosie playing with Alexia in the block center. Then he filmed Sara playing RCT3. Mr. Kyle then said, "Clean up and line up for Carabba's." Then Taylor stopped recording and then they all lined up against the wall.
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Then they got on the bus, Taylor started recording again. Arianna took her shoes and socks off. Then Rosie took her shoes and socks off and did the same thing as Arianna. "ARIANNA AND ROSIE!", yelled Mr. Kyle. "HOW DARE YOU TAKE YOUR SHOES AND SOCKS OFF ON THE BUS! THAT'S IT! THIS IS YOUR FIRST STRIKE! WHEN YOU GET UP TO FIVE, YOU BOTH WILL GO ON RED!"
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So Arianna and Rosie put their socks and shoes back on. Then when they got to Carabba's, Taylor stopped recording. When they entered Carabba's, they saw Mr. Poop throwing his poop at people. "MR. POOP!", said the cop. "HOW DARE YOU ESCAPE FROM JAIL AND GO TO CARABBA'S TO THROW POOP! THAT'S IT! YOU ARE GOING TO COURT AND WILL ALSO BE TRANSFERRED TO ANOTHER JAIL!"
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So then Mr. Kyle said goodbye to the cops and Mr. Poop went to court. Then they went in the back room to make pizza. Then Taylor started recording again. Then Cara took her shoes and socks off and started making pizza with her feet. "CARA!", yelled Mr. Kyle. "HOW DARE YOU SHOW YOUR BARE FEET AT CARABBA'S! THAT'S IT! THIS IS YOUR FIRST STRIKE! FOUR MORE AND YOU WILL GO ON RED!"
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So Cara put her socks and shoes back on and put the toppings on with her hands. Then they put all their pizzas in the oven. Then Taylor stopped recording. Arianna and Rosie couldn't stand the wait. So they took off their clothes and started dancing naked on the table. "ARIANNA AND ROSIE!", yelled Mr. Kyle. "HOW DARE YOU DANCE NAKED ON THE TABLE! THAT'S IT! THIS IS YOUR SECOND STRIKE! THREE MORE, YOU TWO WILL GO ON RED!"
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So Arianna and Rosie put their clothes back on and then the students' pizzas came out. Then they ate them. Arianna thought hers tasted great. So she did a review on her own pizza. Then Rosie did a review on hers. They both rated them a 10/10. So did Cara. So did Caillou. So did Sara. So then it was bathroom break time. Arianna, Cara, and Rosie painted their nails in the bathroom.
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When they came out, they showed everybody their nails. They cried with tears of joy. Taylor loved it so much he took a picture of it and sent it to his sister. They then ran into Miss Martin. Mr. Kyle kissed her. He called her the cutest teacher ever. Then Miss Martin said she just finished her meal. Then she came with them back on the bus to KinderCare.
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