It was a cold, rainy night. Not a star in sight. The scary tree shadows gave the family a fright. When they all fell asleep, not a single sound struck. Not from anything, even their dear dog Chuck. Then suddenly now, father pineapple woke. His chest was in pain... was he having a stoke?! He fumbled down stairs, with not a single care, He sees his prized shotgun in the paws of a bear. As the clock ticked by not a second more, he was blown to pieces, blood and guts galore. Mother bowling ball was next to come down. When laying eyes on the seen, she grew a great frown. Seeing Father pineapple blown into pieces, she new it was he daughters arch enemy, Sir.Reeses.

What to do, what to do. Mother bowling ball had no clue. The answer to the situation, she did not know. All she could do was call the popo. Mother bowling ball runs to get up her daughter, But daughter human is up trying to get a cold glass of water. When she saw Father pineapple was mysteriously dead, she suddenly wished she had never left bed. At the slight crack of dawn, Daughter human did yawn. "How had her father died?", was the question she pawned.

T'was early in the morning. Mrs.Meme was a-snoring. She dreamed she was on a vacation. A knock on her door, She yelled "NO MORE!" and see the cause on her irritation. She thought it would be her neighbor, Sad sammy and right in her face, she would go "CABLAMY!". She started assuming, her face was a-fuming, but soon found out it was just Daughter human. "Oh my! are you cold? Are you hurt? What simply is the matter?" " you look like you've been crying and your teeth with start a chatter! Come inside, come inside. Ill make you up some tea. The reasoning for your sadness, you can tell me."

"Well Mrs.Meme, this is really hard to say but if you haven't seen the news, my dad died earlier today."

"Oh my sweet girl, that's terrible. I'm sure that moment was traumatizing for you. How did it happen?" Mrs.Meme asked. "I know it sounds bizarre but my dad was shot by a bear with a shot gun." "Good lord, how did a bear get a shotgun in the first place?" "I think it was my arch enemy, Sir.Reeses. He broke in, took my dads shotgun, and gave it to a bear." Daughter human said with sadness in her voice. "Oh you poor child! Let me give you a hug."

Mrs.Meme said, holding her arms wide, ready to embrace. "Thanks." Daughter human said, taking the offered hug for comfort. "I was hoping you would help us get revenge since your one of the worlds most wanted assassins!" Daughter human said with slight hope. Mrs.Meme thought long for what seemed like hours before she finally agreed to help Daughter human and Mother bowling ball. Later on that night, Mrs.Meme decided to let Daughter human and Mother bowling ball stay at her house, just in case Sir.Reeses wanted to strike again. They boarded the windows, bolted the doors, and kept weapons close to where they slept.

Mrs.Meme slept in her room with a baseball bat next to her bed. Mother bowling ball and Daughter human slept on the couch, both with small pocket knifes unnoticed if hidden properly. They stayed awake for a long hour before finally letting themselves fall into the arms of sleep. In the morning, Mrs.Meme, Mother bowling ball, and Daughter human went back to the crime scene of Father pineapple. To no ones surprise, it looked as if Sir.Reeses had stuck again in the hops of taking the rest of the family out. Chairs were flipped, tables were turned, vases were shattered, dishes were broken, and mirrors were cracked.