Once, there were two brothers-- Ransom and Josiah Ramsey. They both took karate.

"Welcome to today's online class." said their Sensei. "Today we will use our bow staffs.

So they practiced karate.

"Man, that was so fun!" Said Josiah.

"Yeah." Said Ransom. "Too bad karate class is only once a week."

Later, Ransom's friend Jordan came over. "I got this really cool new game." She said. "It's called 'Karate Brothers Unite!'."

"Karate?" Asked Josiah. "I wanna play!" "Sure." Said Jordan. "You can come to my house in 5 minutes. It'll be really fun!"

Wong

Chong

When they got to Jordan's house, they went upstairs to the game room. They had to choose between two characters-- Wong, the blue brother, or Chong, the black brother. Ransom chose Wong and Josiah chose Chong. Jordan was about to choose her character.

But then...

Player 1:

Wong

Strength:

Karate chop

Weakness:

Butterflies

Player 2:

Chong

Strength:

Always lands

on feet

Weekness:

Donuts

Player 3:

Princess

Rosabelle

Strength:

Beauty

Weakness:

Bad Guys

"What the... what happened?" Asked Ransom. He looked at Josiah.

"Whoa! Dude! You're a Ninja!"

"Really?" Said Josiah.

"Heck yeah!" Said Ransom.

Jordan screamed at the top of her lungs.

"Jordan, what's wrong?" Asked Ransom.

"Look at me! I'm a princess! I'm pink! I'm girlie! I'm gross! GET ME OUT OF THIS NIGHTMARE!" She yelled.

Suddenly, three monsters appeared.

"Princess Rosabelle!" The red one said.

"You're coming with us!" Said the purple one. A blue one grabbed her.

"Hey!" Said Josiah. "Let Jordan go!"

"Jordan?" Said the blue one. "Who's Jordan? This is is Princess Rosabelle!" And off they went with Jordan.

Karate Brothers Unite!

Wong and Chong-- Save Princess Rosabelle from The Evil Slurg before it is too late and she gets shipped to a small island in the middle of nowhere-- then it's game over!

"Ransom! We gotta go save Jordan!" Said Josiah. A bunch of words appeared.

"Wait..." Said Ransom.

"If we don't save Jordan, we'll be stuck in this game forever!" He said.

"Well then, let's save her!"

The boys soon came across a castle.

"Hey! I bet someone in here can help us!" Said Josiah. "Okay." Said Ransom.

"Let's go check it out."

So they went to the front door.

"Excuse me," Said Ransom to the two guards. "Could you help us find The Evil Slurg?"

"Oh. He's our Master's boss." Said one of the guards. "I'm Lacy." Said one. "And this is my identical twin Tracy."

"Hi!" Said Josiah.

"Could we see your master?" Asked Ransom.

"No! None shall see Olistasia!" Said Tracy.

They started fighting. Lacy and Ransom fought while Josiah and Tracy fought.

In the end, the boys won! They could enter the courtyard.

The boys came across a lamb. "Sheepy? Is that you?" Asked Josiah. Sheepy was his favorite stuffed animal.

"My name is not Sheepy." Said the lamb.

"My name is Donut and I shoot donuts! And since you called me Sheepy I will shoot them at you!" Said Donut.

OOOSH!

AAA

OWWW!

Oof Bro

Chong lost a life

Wong: 3 lives

Chong: 2 lives

So Donut shot donuts at Ransom and Josiah, but they all hit Josiah. He lost a life.

Nooo!

Ransom summoned his bow staff to kill the sheep, but then...

"NOOO!" Yelled Josiah, who was covered in donut gunk. "You can't kill him! I won't let you!" "Fine." Said Ransom. "Donut, we're sorry we called you Sheepy. Josiah-er, Chong got you confused with another sheep. Will you please let us in?" "Fine." Said Donut. "But you'll regret it!"

When the boys came inside, they found a lady in a red dress on the stairs.

"Hello, ma'am." Said Ransom.

"Have you seen the great Olistasia?"

"I am Olistasia. How did you get here?" She asked. "I thought Lacy, Tracy, and Donut were strong enough.

"I'm Ranso-er, Wong." Said Ransom.

"And I'm Chong!" Said Josiah.

"Wong and Chong? WHAT!?"

Suddenly, Olistasia turned into a vampire.

"None shall escape the great Olistasia!"

She said.

"Uh oh." Said Josiah. "I think it's time to fight."

Ransom stood and blocked the exit. Josiah did a back flip onto the stairs and blocked her.

"You're trapped, Olistasia!" Said Ransom. "Leave us in peace or we will defeat you!"

"Never!" Said Olistasia.

She tried to rush past Ransom, put he whacked her with his bow staff. They had defeated the great Olistasia!

They went up the stairs to a room that had a hot air balloon. "Maybe this will take us to Jordan!" Said Josiah. "Come on, let's go!"

Too bad it was made for only one person!

Ransom and Josiah had mad it to an island. Three pixies appeared.

"We are The Helpful Pixies!" They said.

"We have come to warn you there are twelve great forms of evil ahead. If you pass them all, you will come to The Evil Slurg's castle, and can rescue Princess Rosabelle!"

"Thank you, Helpful Pixies!" Said Josiah. And off they went.

Smack!

Wong lost a life

Wong: 2 lives

Chong:2 lives

Suddenly, giant butterflies appeared!

"We are the Bruding Butterflies!" They said. "We seek revenge on Wong!" One smacked Ransom in the face. He lost a life. Josiah destroyed them with his bow staff.

They came across a lady in a black dress.

"Are you Wong and Chong?"

"Um... no. We're Ransom and Josi-"

"LIAR! You are Wong and Chong!"

"Who are you?" Asked Josiah.

"I am The Evil Queen Of The Forest!" She said, changing into an evil queen.

"You shall bring me my lost puppy, or die!"

"You mean this puppy?" Asked Josiah.

"Jincums!" Said The Evil Queen Of The Forest. "Come to mama!"

"Thank you, Wong and Chong. You may pass through my forest any time you like."

"Thank you, The Evil Queen Of The Forest!" Said Josiah.

"I'm just The Queen Of The Forest now that Jincums is safe."

"Bye!" Said Ransom, and they left The Queen Of The Forest and Jincums behind.

They came to two girls dressed as super heroes.

"Who are you?" Asked Ransom.

We are The Evil Super Sisters!" They said. "None shall pass until our powers are restored!"

"Oh, maybe this magic wand will help!" Said Ransom. He waved it, and they had their powers back!

"Go on and pass!" They said.

They came to a man. "I am The Evil Jester Of The Palm Grove! Make me laugh and you shall pass."

"Um..." Said Ransom.

"What kind of dog is a scientist?" Said Josiah.

"I don't know." Said The Evil Jester Of The Palm Grove. "What kind of dog is a scientist?"

"A black lab!" Said Josiah. The Evil Jester Of The Palm Grove laughed.

"Very funny! You can pass."

They came across another man.

"I am The Evil Cat-Man!"

"Shouldn't it be 'Bat-Man' and no 'The Evil'?"

"No! It's Cat-Man. None shall pass until I have back my cat.

"This cat? I found her in the Palm Grove! Here." Said Ransom, giving him his cat.

"Thank you! Go on ahead." Said Cat-Man.

They came across another Super-Villian.

"I am The Evil Comet!" He said. "No one can use my boat until I have a wedding cake for me and one of The Evil Super Sisters's wedding!"

"I found this cake over near Cat-Man." Said Josiah. "Will this work?"

"Yes! It is perfect. You can use my boat anytime!"

"Bye, The Evil Comet!" Yelled Ransom.

They boys came to an island that had a sign-- "Evil's Island".

"Holt!" Said a voice. "I am The Big Mad Angry Evil Cop!" "You cannot pass unless you find and bring me the rare gem, The Gray Diamond!"

"Okay, then. Where is it?" Asked Ransom. This was not as easy as the other Villians before.

"No one knows for sure," Said The Big Mad Angry Evil Cop. "But my buddy says he has a map. His house is to the left."

"Thanks!" Said Ransom and Josiah.

They went left.

When they got to The Big Mad Angry Evil Cop's buddy's house, he had the body of a human and the head of a bull!

"Hi." Said Josiah. "The Big mad Angry Evil Cop sent us to get the map for The Gray Diamond. Do you have it?"

"Ah, yes. I do anything for Big Mad. Here is the map. Make him happy."

And they were off.

Ransom held up the map while they read it. "Looks like it's underwater." Said Josiah. "We might need to use Comet's boat again."

They used Comet's boat and found snorkels on it. They used them to dive to that spot.

"Who are you?" Asked Josiah to a very odd-looking-mermaid. "Are you a mermaid?"

"A mermaid? NO! I'm The Evil Medusa! If you have come for The Gray Diamond, leave now! I'll never let you have it. Guards!"