Christmas Day, the best day of the year, so you think. I woke up with a sore throat and a runny nose. I new that it would be tough day ahead of me. My mum and dad always play pranks on me on special days like on my birthday and Easter day. I went out of the room and I was surprised that there was 30 presents! Just for me! Wait a second, where are my brothers presents? I thought. Oh, no!  I guess half of the 30 presents are actually his! Damn! Well, I better start opening!

The first present was big and kinda bulky.  I wondered if it was some kind of lego set.  I ripped it opened and It was a Barbie house! Arrrgh! I said.  What is this?  It's the Barbie house. 2.0! Just what you asked for! Said my mum. “No, Mum I said I wanted an Army house. 2.0!  Not this weird thing!  Go get your ears checked! I yelled. “How dare you say that to me!

Then the second present felt hard and it was metal, I ripped it open and inside was Pokemon cards! “Wait, Nooo! There’re fake cards!  Where did buy these from?” I asked my dad. “I bought them from the reject shop! The cheapest there was!” said my dad. “Arrrgggh!!! They're fake!” I screamed again.

After that, I kept opening all the presents and just as I expected, all the remaining presents were bad as well. They were things like a iPhone box (without the iPhone in it), a banana (why?), a chocolate cake with hot, melted chocolate and other bad stuff.

Finally, after opening all of the presents it was 1pm and there was 1 present left on the floor. It had 1 name on it. It said Alex on it. I slowly ripped it open and… it was a cardboard box. “Look inside the box.” said my mum. “OHHHHH! A FIRST EDITION BASE SET GEM MINT 10 CHARIZARD! I screamed as loud as I could. WHERE DID YOU BUY THIS FROM?!?!” “We bought it from Eba- “Hey, why does Alex get a cool thing? My brother interrupted. He ran over to the base set charizard and ripped it. “NOOOOOOO!!” I screamed.

As you can see, this was the worst Christmas ever in history of the worlds worst Christmases and my brothers punishment for wasting $30,000 was no Christmas presents ever again.