Stuffy Bunnies

          We hope you find these puns fur-tastic!

Q: What happened to the sickly carrot?

A: It wasn't peeling very well.

Q: What do you call a rabbit with no fur?

A: A negative furball of shears.

Q: What happened to the squid that inked at a glow squid?

A: the Glow Squid was milked for VENGENCE.

 Halloween Scaries

     We hope these jokes will make you scream with laughter!

Q: How do you fix a pumpkin?

A: With a Pumpkin Patch.

Alex: My cat can't stop watching Youtube.

Steve: Then lets hope all the videos where on paws.

 Alex found a cat in her backyard. She was scratched with terror.

Alex: I found a Enderman outside my ~House~!

Steve: Did your Carved Pumpkin fall off your head?

Alex: Yes. I was like: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Legendary Mesups

         These jokes are boring. Funny, though.

Q: How did Alex say the name "Impundulu"?

A: "Imp-PUN-Doo-loo".

Alex: Steve, what do Zombie Farmers grow?

Steve: I don't know.

Alex: GRAIIIIIIIIIIIIINS.

Q: How did Alex feel when she couldn't count wood?

A: Stumped.

Q: Where should you hide during a zombie attack?

A: The living room.

Adventurous Chuckles

I love when messups happen, especially Adventurous ones!

Steve: Yo Alex, guess what I made!

Alex: I think a Netherite Sword, maybe?

Steve: No. I invented the best thing in the world: A stick!

Alex: I tHinK you LosT yoU loSt youR MiNd, husband'''''''''

Steve: That's harassment. Frownie Face!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: Why did the zombie gurgle then hiss like a creeper?

A: